Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Johnny Carson
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  2. Any happiness, no matter how brief, seemed better than the long, simmering torture of waking up day after day, knowing I could never have him. - Becca Fitzpatrick

  3. Everyone always wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this: when the pain doesn't fade and the scars don't heal, and it's too damned late. - Jonathan Tropper

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  5. Those who really love you don't mean to hurt you and if they do, you can't see it in their eyes but it hurts them too. - Holly Black

More Quotes By Johnny Carson
  1. In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

  2. Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.

  3. Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

  4. For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

  5. If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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